Cool Blogger: TEENY BOPPER CLUB been over at Dave's house all night," I managed in response, now involving my friend in this deception. "Have sex with your mother? That sounds like a good idea though. I've always had a thing for her."
"You've had that thing for everybody," Bethany said in disgust.
"Oh, I get it," I said. "Is this your way of getting me interested in you Bethany? Heck, all you'd have to do is say the word and I'm yours. Matter of fact, I'm in the mood for some lovin' right about now. Wanna go back in the woods and rekindle the flame? Relive that night last year maybe?"
Bethany stood there searching for something to say, and I didn't help by smiling and giving her the best "come hither" look I could muster.
"Okay," Bethany said, and my heart sank as I feared the sweet funk of sex must be filling the air as it was and knew it would be more obvious if we got more intimate. "When we get back there you can prove to me you aren't lying."
"How's that?"
"Well," Bethany said as she reached into her back jeans pocket. "If we get back there and you've got underwear on," she said as she twirled my fruit of the looms on the end of her fingers, "then I'll fuck and suck your brains out until you beg for mercy."
